donald

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 15:23:19 GMT

damn been getting bored as shit lately, yesterday me and some homies sat around and realized what lazy unproductive fucks weve become and its all pots fault....when you smoke pot thats kind of all you do sit in a room and get high all day with no ambition or urge to do anything else, we used to get into shit and not give a fuck and just be crazy asses, like the first time i ever hungout with tooty mcgraw after school me and josh gay convinced him to take a bundle of bottle rockets with the sticks torn off and throw them into winn dixie so we sat in the parking lot and filmed the whole thing women screaming and all it was amazing to see him in action, now he just works and sits around smoking...what happened? well i guess it isnt pots fault...its the damn cops thats it....before we could fucking shoot people and not give a shit about getting in trouble but i guess now that weve all been arrested for various reasons from misdermeanors to 13 felony charges so now we just dont want to sit in jail.....in fact im sorry pot i owe you an apology youve been nothing but good to us.....on that note im just gonna quit writing and go smoke

get me a job

Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:22:43 GMT

yea i need money, so i guess this means i need a job, unless you know some stupid people that want to give me their money or pot...whichever is fine with me since i really only need a job so i can smoke more....anyways if you know where to get a bangin job where you dont have to take drug tests let me know, if you come through i might do you a favor....?

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 09:21:45 GMT

damn shits been hectic lately, im not sure what day it is or how many days ago all this happened but, with in the last few days we were driving home from james' house in southport after a midnight jam session, while sitting in the turn lane at a red light we watched this big truck with wood panel sides full of tires smash the shit out of a car as it ran a red light, then it fish tailed and wobbled past bens car on 2 wheels meanwhile the tires were dumping out on bens shit and its not all dented and scratched and the side mirror is broken to shit...mike got evicted from his apartment so we no longer have a hangout spot, got lots of good pot today had some skunk, blueberry and haze was so high it was unbelievable mixing good pots really gets you higher.....what else i was at a stop sign the same day as bens accident and about to go when suddenly i heard tires squeeling and the car across from me got rear ended and pushed through the intersection, if i would have gone the car would have hit me...so i pull up next to the driver window to ask if they are okay and a black woman is hysterically yelling they hit me i cant believe it mother fuckers hit me, so i figure i cant call 911 twice in one day they already got my name and number once thats enough for me, so i laugh and go around her inbetween the car that smashed her anyways so a minute later when im heading back to earnies i notice only one car was there the black woman.....apparently after i drove off the guy that rear ended her thought shit i might as well drive off as well, unfortunately a block later he went into a ditch and hit a telephone pole....hahahahha what a dumb fuck i got to see him in the back of a cop car for the hit and run, he got what he deserved :P hmmm a lot of other shit has been going on this is just the last 2 or 3 days but, i cant really remember what else....ohhh yea mike okie doked that skimping ass justin, he really deserved to get his shit stolen for all those times he skimped and over taxed little bastard anyways i dont got shit to do so im going to sleep if you know where the party is at let me know

Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:35:05 GMT

well shit, ive no idea when i last updated so im going to try and catch those of you that care up with whats been going on lately.
hmmm well may was kinda whack i dont remember much of that, i had a job but, just quit going one day. gone through more hydro in the last few weeks then most people probably do in a life time. got a ticket went to pay and was a dollar short and the woman was being a slut so i have a 30 day extension but, dont plan on wasting my time going back to the court house. turned in an application at trane. quit smoking pot. Been shrooming and tripping lots lately since i cant smoke. ummm bens brother is banging bens girlfriend from like 3 years ago that he had lots of problems with and even tim made fun of her hardcore but, now hes sticking his wang in her? it was funny that night we all just sat around outside her house telling everyone what a slut she was and she just sat there listening to a crowd of people talk shit on her...what a dumb slut, ben has bad luck with slutty whack ass girlfriends. well actually there is a lot more but, now im watching boxing and decided if you all want to know whats going on you should just come hangout i shouldnt have to tell you how much fun your missing out on.

apparently im a sissy ass now

Mon, 05 May 2003 13:21:55 GMT

went to bed last night at 7 and jacob woke my sorry ass up about 15 minutes ago hes on his way over...which will be pimp tight cause that kids always smoking pot with everyone so i will be starting the day off right, i think im supposed to take stinky fo finky to get a rotten tooth pulled or pick him up or something? im not really too sure he just said something about it yesterday but i was pretty high and honestly dont remember a word he said....lets see what else....ummm ohhh im supposed to go get j bibbidy but, he can wait a little bit, saturday im going to ft walton i think with gary and brian, oh yes and i got a job....i think? i start today at 5 i got to go down and talk to old dude and see what he has to say, hopefully it will be in english and ill understand him or ill just dick around and pretend to be working you cant tell with those arabs....well just lost my train of thought jacob is here so im going to quit typing, call me if you need me? ;)

if i could cut boredom out of my life....i wouldnt need drugs

Fri, 18 Apr 2003 05:59:45 GMT

well woke up at 3ish today cause brian came over i took a shower got dressed and went to *xb* with him...he bought a new deck then we went to the mall, sat around rode home with dawn when she got off work because ben had to go hangout with rachel, it was cool to hangout with dawn again its been a few days since we hungout but....she seemed bored as shit the entire time so im not too sure she was happy to hangout again, so now im thinking dawn has more fun by herself than with yours truly.....which means i just might have more free time to sit at home from now on, therefore if any of you are bored and want someone to be bored with you....you can call me and maybe ill let you come over and suck me off....i dont know just a thought anyways, ben came over to dawns and bitched about how bored he was and was making me tired as fuck cause he kept yawning and shit so we went and sat at stinky fo finkys for about 15 or 20 minutes then came back home cause it was boring as shit there

Thu, 17 Apr 2003 02:01:42 GMT

went to bed at like 6 this morning then at 8:30 chris came over and begged me to go to ft. walton with him, i finally felt bad enough for the kid so i said okay...i tried sleeping during the ride but, his driving is so scary he kept slamming breaks and shit almost hitting people so sleep was out of the question i had to stay awake to make sure he didnt kill us...along with the other idiots on the road, some dump trucked changed lanes into us almost i could have reached my arm out the window and touched the damn thing....got some new shoes they were 30 bucks for the kareem campbell 2's so i couldnt pass them up even though im trying to keep the little money i have left....so i got home at 1 and went back to sleep till brian came over at 2 but, he said ill just hangout with beth and when you wake up we can hangout so at about 3:45 i woke up and suprisingly enough brian was still here and hanging out with beth....or at least asking to bang all her friends.....little does brian know she only has 2 and, one of them only likes black guys the other is half married or something...so then we called gary he came over and we skated the shitty lynn haven park, or at least watched brian skate it......some little shit kids were tearing shit up there so brian felt inaddequit, so then we sat around drove a bit, went to dawns to drop off her purse or some bag thing and her belt that brian had, since we were nasty as shit i didnt even go in her house though i didnt want to be fucking her shit up shes the only person i know that lives alone and has like a nice furnished clean house so i actually dont just throw shit around there anyways she probably thinks im some kind of mad at her or something its been a while since i even talked to her let alone hangout, chris can you think of why? ohhh yea thats right....she associates our names with a gay moment anyways bout to sit around maybe go to stinky fo finkys i dont know though im pretty bored but, there isnt shit to do

down by da riva were t-loc live

Wed, 16 Apr 2003 08:20:03 GMT

awww shit went to the springs today with zack, sweet t, j bibbidy, udie, droopy b, stinky fo finky, and jacob...it was fun as shit doin back flips off people shoulders jumping off rocks smoking pot but, sliding on the bottom of the red canoe didnt work cause the water was too high that kind of sucked since its normally the funnest thing we do out there....ahh well maybe next time we can do it...i think i left my cds in jacobs car but, i cant really remember if i did or if that was just a dream and i convinced myself its true....i went to sleep at about 10 tonight when i got home maybe it was 11 im really not to sure and woke up at about 2:30 thinkings ahhh shit jacob has my cds and i never see that kid so hes going to end up keeping them....so it could be true or a dream im too lazy to look for the cds though so i cant decide for myself ill just tell ben tomorrow to look for them....anyways lets see bored as shit and awake at 3 am....normally gary would have called me by now saying he slept all day and wants to hangout until 6 and watch wonder years....that show is so badass and hanging out with gary from 2-6 was too that night, havent talked to anyone about girls in a while and it was just cool to be able to talk to gary about beyotches you know.....havent hungout with dawn in like a week since chris made himself look gay....its just too bad he had to use my name in doing so....now i cant even hangout with my friend...or do her dishes or maybe vacuum at least...anyways im going to play guitar and watch infomercials till im tired again so i can go back to sleep if any of you bastards are bored tomorrow gimme a call ill be home and i think j bibbidy is planning on coming over since hes suspsended.

Sat, 12 Apr 2003 05:04:34 GMT

MY NAME IS DONALD

CHRIS IS COOLER THAN ME

CHRIS IS LIKE THE COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD

IF I WAS A GIRL I WOULD SUCK CHRIS OFF

ALL GIRLS WHO WANNA SUCK CHRIS OFF CALL HIM AT 8320060

UGLY GIRLS NEEDN'T REPLY

Fri, 11 Apr 2003 21:03:30 GMT

well just been sitting around the last few days nothing new or exciting smoking lots of pot more or less but, thats getting old so tonight im gonna try and get drunk chris wants to also and ben said he did too. hopefully we can get so fucked up the next day we wake up hoping we didnt tell everyone our secrets. anyways if you want to get in on this action give one of the 3 of us a call. other than that im sure ill be at home until i get the call to go get wasted so if you dont have shit to do maybe we can do it together? gimme a call fags.

do the damn thing

Mon, 07 Apr 2003 06:11:28 GMT

well i dont remember when the last time was that i updated this beyotch...so what have i been up to lately...sitting on my ass and then sitting a little more i might have laid down a few times in between sitting and smoking pot i dont really remember though, ide really like to tell you what all ive been up to but, to be honest i barely remember yesterday so i couldnt tell you if i wanted to....i been hanging out with gary lately and dawn we watch movies and well i dont know what we do besides that i talk to dawn and gary talks to himself or the tv...which ever one he thinks will talk back i guess, so he really just talks to himself a lot which is wierd because sometimes he mumbles and you dont know if its to you the tv or himself, and i dont want to seem like an asshole and ask which of these hes talking to but, his mumbling is hard to understand so you just have to make shit up and see if he realizes that you dont know what hes been saying for the last hour....anyways i need new pc friends the ones i have arent working out apparently, if you know anyone that would like to hangout with a grade A loser tell them to call me, if you dont know me then....hello my name is donald im 20 i live with my mom i have no job drugs are the reason im broke and im waiting for my car to blow up so i have a good reason not to hangout with the bastards i know right now....if that doesnt make you want to be my friend well then maybe this will....okay normaly ide try to say something funny but im kind of tired so youll have to settle with the previous and, now its time for me to watch tv and listen to all these whack ass songs i downloaded that dawn always listens to so i can pretend to hangout with her, apparently i have to stay bored when were not hanging out and i figure listening to this music is the best way

im bored and its probably your fault

Sat, 22 Mar 2003 22:58:00 GMT

stayed up till 5 last night....on the way home from the beach we got pulled over and dick apparently didnt try to hide their jager bottle and the cops saw it and searched the car and tim got an underage drinking ticket kinda thing for possession, it was funny zack tim and dick all were scared thinking we were in real trouble or something and the cop yelled at me for not sitting down, i kept getting up walking around cause it was cold and boring as shit sitting there and hes all like "if you dont sit down im going to arrest you for resisting an officer" so i sat down and call him a dick under my breath you know how we do it, so they let us go...we went to tims and gary pulled in as we did so he came back to my house and i watched lucky numbers while he passed the fuck out....so i woke him up around 5ish and went to bed at like 5:30 now im bored hook it up if ya got something to do...in fact ill probably be calling you some time soon

Fri, 14 Mar 2003 08:40:58 GMT

me and brian need ass....if you have it and want to share call us, oh yea if you know what we need to do to be pimp tell us well talk constructive criticism, cept from chris cause hes a dick

Thu, 13 Mar 2003 22:48:56 GMT

well been sitting around smoking hydro for about the last week...been having shitty luck with cars though ran out of gas a few days ago then the next day ran over a bottle and popped a tire....so now i just dont drive, so if any of you dont have shit to do im home and my moms out of town and chances are i have hydro so feel free to stop by gimme head and maybe well smoke pot oh yea dont forget to bring some beer cause i cant go to the store to get any thanks

love donald

Sat, 01 Mar 2003 22:45:20 GMT

just so you all know lauren is the coolest chick i know she lives in california and has a pro skater boyfriend, lets all clap for lauren...yay...go lauren!

Thu, 27 Feb 2003 21:03:10 GMT

doing laundry gotta clean the kitchen then shower.....if you know what to do next let me know....

Tue, 25 Feb 2003 08:44:32 GMT

drank and smoked with earnie today then went to dawns and got our asses kicked at some throw the ball in the cup game so drank some more....bored and not sleepy its bout to be 3....if you have something badass to do tomorrow gimme a call.....or if your a girl and wanna bang...you can call too ;]

cky is the shit

Sun, 16 Feb 2003 23:06:47 GMT

cky was so badass last night, even though ive decided my friends are all retarded....if your driving to tally and ben needs to pop his knee and you have friends in the car in front of you.....do you
A. pull over and let ben do his thing.
B. flash your lights so they stop and watch ben pop his knee.
C. make ben quit bitching and pop his knee in the car.
D. Turn around and go home cause you shouldnt be leaving pc anyways.

dumb ass people shouldnt be allowed to drive for more than 5 miles at a time....so i rode with dawn to cky cause dustin and earnie decided they were going to drive and not ride with us, im glad they did though dustin has been gay lately so i didnt really want to listen to him for 4 hours the ride there was good aside from the car behind us being unable to think for themselves, cky rocked ben got mic time i recorded part of the show got a few guitar picks and had fun afterwards stood in the woods being idiots then went to chandras and bennigans with dawn n chandra i didnt get to eat much cause i lost my appetite thinking of bens whack ass ex....so we dropped chandra off at home and she screamed bloody murder cause of this bug so i had to squeeze out of the car and go kill it then came back to panama city got here some time between 3 and 4 i dont remember exactly when but, the ride went pretty quick just talked a lot with dawn and it was lightning and that shit was bright as fuck, i figured ide fall asleep quick as shit due to the rain but, unfortunately i was awake until about 5 or 6....when i finally did fall asleep i slept like a baby though.....now im hungry but i forgot my bennigans in the back of dawns car so i guess ill have to find something else to eat, my new goal is to become a fatty so anyone that wants to help out and cook for me, feel free to bring food by the house ill be here

Thu, 13 Feb 2003 06:56:45 GMT

well god damn....its only one and everyone has gone home to sleep, guess im going skating....if any if you late night negros are bored gimme a ring....bens giving me the AM wake up call tomorrow so....hopefully well start the day off right

Wed, 12 Feb 2003 07:58:09 GMT

bored....feel fucked up...drank and smoked lots.....bored some more....hot damn someone should call me with something to do my house sucks....

24 hour friend life aint easy

Tue, 11 Feb 2003 23:05:00 GMT

hot damn last night i hungout with ole ben n james till about 12:30-1 or so then ben had to go to sleep for school i was all amped to finally get to go home and sleep at a some what decent hour so i rush home fly threw the door to my room strip down and jump in bed, and did i get the best hour and a half of sleep EVER....but then someone realized "hey donald is a loser and never ever does shit since hes been a bum since....well since i can remember" so 2:22 roles around and my phone rings louder than ever...not just a normal ring but, a wake your mom who has to be up at 4:30 kinda you know the kind you dont want to here after....noonish? anyways so dawns soemthing drunk i guess or at least everyone sounds drunk when you cant open your eyes cause sleep has sealed them shut anyways so we talk for however long her phone died i guess so it was a while then my mom starts yelling at me about people calling too late and all kinds of crap and how she has to be up to go to work in an hour and yaddah yaddah yaddah, shigity bang bam boom blah blah blah....or at least thats how i heard it she might have interpretted it differenty so i get tired of being yelled at and go hangout with dawn for a while cause she did wake me up and noone else was awake stayed there till i was sure my mom was gone then came home called ben at 7 to see whats the dilly yo' but he had school and doctors at 2 for the gun shot wound given to him by tooty mcgraw and a sprained knee apparently he jumped down some steps and i just cant remember he says i was the person with him but yea right ben is a liar who are we going to belive him or the boogie man.....yea my sentiments exactly anyways went back to sleep at about 8 dustin woke me up at 11 to go yell at brian who backed out on going to destin/ft. walton today and brian said eehhh wha wha weee my pussy hurts i cant go, so i came back home and told tooty never call me while im sleeping again so i go to sleep and what feels like a day but is only 20 minutes later mike calls me and i tell him hey im going back to sleep dont call me ill call you then earnie called 30 minutes after that of course i didnt answer so he called back 20 minutes later like ide actually pick up...pfft im not retarded man if i didnt answer the first time its for a reason dont try again, then chris called at about 2 and wanted to shoot the shit so finally i told him im going back to sleep leave me alone and go order your ticket and ill call you then ben called from the docter letting me know his leg might not fall off after all which was disappointing as hell cause i sure wanted dustin to be wrong for once even though we all know hed just say "oh well ben shouldnt have hit me in the balls" but hey that tooty mcgraw is a fuck isnt he...anyways that was a shit load of rambling so you people read n comment and dont call me...ill call you

third times a charm?

Wed, 22 Jan 2003 19:10:51 GMT

well, ive been unemployed for about 10 months now...i fucked up the interview i had at walmart a while back so i didnt get that job, then i failed the drug test for sears and didnt get that job....and today i get to go try and get a job with chris at the law firm he works at, hopefully ill get this job and not manage to fuck it up some how...got my resume thanks to those of you that made it for me, anyways its bout that time i need to get ready to leave so wish me luck i need a job so i can start saving money, in june i have to move but...if i can save enough money ill try and leave pc before then

not much new

Mon, 20 Jan 2003 07:39:35 GMT

yesterday was badass, it was mikes birthday so we went to tallahasse and ate at bennigans, then they dropped me and chris off at like 8 and went home while we skated, unfortunately chris's board broke 10 minutes later so we ended up sitting in the car with this girl from tally that chris knows waiting for amanda and slutbot to get done watching the show they were at. on the way home we were in the middle of a high speed chase it was badass like 40 cop cars were chasing this white lincoln towncar that was driving like 120 miles an hour....ohh i was hired at sears but, failed the drug test and im not getting the job, when my mom finds out shell probably trying to kick me out....cant think of anything else cool thats happened lately oh dennis joined the army i think tim cried when they hugged it was a pitiful sight

friends only

Thu, 09 Jan 2003 08:11:56 GMT

okay makin the el jay friends only now, so if you cant read it but, would like to just post one good reason why and, ill think about adding you to the friends list